Wednesday List III

Things I have been called in the past that I don’t necessarily care for
1) Lease
2) Lee-Lee
3) The one who thinks she’s Jewish, but isn’t
4) Churchgirl
5) Campus Ministry's bitch (and variations of this)
6) RIOULT’s bitch
7) The pizza bitch
8) My lovely little castle troll
9) Whore
10)Beatrice
11) Cheryl
12) That’s Harry Feiner’s student
13) Lisha
14) Kevin’s sister
15) Patricia Ahl
16) Agent 42
17) The girl
18) LisaMarie Mary Magdalene
19) Lee-Za-Mar-ie-ee
20) Lisa Maher to the general office
21) Parish Office Lisa Speaking
22)Birthday girl
23) Fermina/ Oh-My-God-You’re-How-Old, What-the-Feck-Phil-You-Cas

t-the-17-Year-Old-as-The-Prostitute,What’s-Wrong-With-You-You-Dirty-Old-Bastard
24) The non-alcoholic
25)Lee-lee, the latte girl