Things That Should Not Be Brought Through Airport Security
1) Small Children in bags
2) Shirkas
3) Fireworks
4) Milk
5) Eggs
6) Jell-o
7) Body parts (dismembered or otherwise)
8) Scones
9) Bong in a Blintz
10) Gene Kelly
11) Walt Disney's Head
12) Your pet Shark
13) Little red sneakers
14) Anything even slightly phallic
15) Anything even slightly euonic
16)Beer
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