Last night, a few members of the slip saw a groundbreaking piece of performance art at an abandoned storefront in Brooklyn. We know you guys weren't there because the audience was pretty, umm, intimate in their seating situation. BUT, we also know you would've loved it had you been there, so, without further ado, here are some snippets from the masterful, powerful, individualist piece, "Hamlet House"
1) We're in Detroit with Hamlet's body.
2) Elvis is not Hamlet. Hamlet is not Elvis
3) WELCOME TO HAMLET HOUSE ( in 4 part dissonance)
4) Japanese Kamikazi Handstands
5) You You You
6)Hemmingway had bull's balls, Hamlet has bull's balls, Hamlet is Hemmingway
7) If you'd like to use the bathroom, wait for everyone to leave and shut both doors
8) Would you like a blue muffin?
9) Why did you have to go and die? We could've like hooked up and stuff
10) CALL ME MR. BABY BLUE
11) We could all drown if there was enough water
12) Ophelia is green now.
13) She likes pigs and I like her.
And Finaly.....
14) GUYS, things are getting royally F***ed up!
Hope you can catch it next time it comes around. You might wanna bring a fireproof jacket or something, just in case.
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t'was amazing.
ReplyDeleteyou might want to add:
THINGS I WOULD HAVE ADDED TO HH:
pterodactyls (actual or just maybe ophelia screaming "PTERODACTYL!")
and anything from this week's poll (see poll)
P.S. actually, I just added this post because when I refreshed this page, and saw blogspot wrote: "1 COMMENTS:", I knew the grammar gods wanted me to step in. :P
ReplyDeleteThat might be why you're my favorite.
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't get too overly excited for 3 comments only to find out it was me.