where's the cream filling?

I came across of list of old slogans. Here are some that I think are amazing, especially when taken out of context:

1. I'd walk a mile for a Camel.
2.We drink all we can. The rest we sell.
3. Put a tiger in your tank.
4. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
5. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
6. It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
7. It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
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1. Camel cigarettes (1921), reported in Henry Hobhouse, Seeds of Wealth: Five Plants That Made Men Rich‎ (2006), p. 226.
-I think this would make an amazing illustration/cartoon spoof!
2.Utica Club, 1965, Doyle Dane Bernbach; reported in Art Direction‎ (1967), p. 133.
-Great in AND out of context
3. Esso/Exxon, reported in Brian Ash, Tiger in Your Tank: The Anatomy of an Advertising Campaign (1969), p. 60.
-THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
4. Peter Paul Almond Joy & Peter Paul Mounds, 1953, Dancer-Fitzgerald-Sample, reported in Linda K. Fuller, Frank Hoffmann, Beulah B Ramirez, Chocolate Fads, Folklore & Fantasies: 1,000+ Chunks of Chocolate Information (1994), p. 60.
-Too true, too true.
5. M&Ms (1954), reported in Joël Glenn Brenner, The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars, (1999), p. 172.
-She also may have said this.
6. Timex Corporation (1956), reported in William Harley Davidson, José R. De la Torre, Managing the Global Corporation: Case Studies in Strategy and Manage
-No comment
7. Perdue (1972), Scali, McCabe & Sloves; reported in Robert F. Hartley, Marketing Successes, Historical to Present Day: What We Can Learn (1985), p. 171.
-Laugh out loud

If you have any others, post them as comments and we'll lad them to the list!

Have a spectacular weekend.